"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Tuesday, March 03, 2009

S.C.O.R.R.E.

Welcome to the first announced meeting of the Secret Cabal of Rogue Reproductive Endocrinologists, otherwise known as S.C.O.R.R.E. Wait, wait, wait. I take that back. If we announce our meeting, our presence, people might figure out who our members are.

I think we all know who is one of the founding S.C.O.R.R.E. members. Octomom's doctor (why do I get this picture of a Doc Ock like mom creature with 8 arms...one for each newborn?), Dr. Michael Kamrava, is one of the proud founders of SCORE. He presents a public persona of a caring RE who will try anything to get you pregnant while his lack of skills cause him to go rogue in his techniques in an attempt to bolster his success rates. Despite Octomom's support, Dr. Michael Kamrava is living up to the tenets of S.C.O.R.R.E. and giving the general public a completely false and misleading impression of what ART is and does. Between his two most public patients, Octomom and a 49 yr old patient, Dr. Kamrava transferred 13 embryos and produced an octuplet and a quadruplet pregnancy. Dr. Kamrava is proudly leading the SCORRE doctors in getting the general public to believe that IVF can be used to produce litters lots of children for every mom who tries it.

And then, we must acknowledge the newest member of S.C.O.R.R.E. Dr. Jeffrey Steinberg is pushing the envelope for S.C.O.R.R.E. members. He is giving the public the impression he can create designer babies using the PIGD technnology. Do you want to avoid that horrid stick straight hair Aunt Martha has? Call Dr. Steinberg. Are you longing for a baby with your husband's blue eyes and your blonde hair? Call Dr. Steinberg. Lets feed this idea to the general public long enough that they will believe we are trying to create a generation of super children...bwahahahahaha.

Aaaah...the Secret Cabal of Rogue Reproductive Endocrinologists, proudly fostering false notions and public fears regarding ART for as long as they practice medicine.


Hmmm...do you think I can get the two doctors to work together and have a littler of 6 kids...3 boys; 3 girls; all with thick, luxurious black curly hair and my green eyes? Then I would only need a quintuplet pregnancy to catch up with my heroine, Octomom...BARF!

5 comments:

Soralis said...

What a bunch of Nuts!

(p.s. hope you get that dishwasher fixed.. ugg!)

'Murgdan' said...

...and SCORRE might ruin it for all in Georgia...Blech.

Cara said...

Oooo- doyou think it really is a secret society? Ha! Way to make it a lighter topic to handle!

Sheliza said...

lol! I'm chuckling about the Doc Oc part :P

Beautiful Mess said...

lol, good post!