My oldest son has inherited my husband's sense of humor. He came home from school on Thursday and was just dying to tell me this story.
Let's set the scene...two middle school boys, Marty and G, are at their lockers between class.
G: Hey Marty, did you know the French have a dessert called Spotted Dick? (its actually an English pudding)
M (snickering): Too funny.
G: And, its made with duck penis.
now's when it gets dangerous...
M: Hey G, if its got duck penis in it and you put it in your mouth, does that mean you are giving it a blow job? (Marty knows what it is because he asked me after he heard the term at school)
G looses it and almost falls over laughing.
I'm not sure what scares me more. The fact that Marty has his dad's sense of humor or the fact that he is old enough to make jokes like that.