I went into the kitchen to get a drink and grab a small snack. Vic was standing in front of the sink. This is what went down...
Me: poked Vic in the ass as I reached by him to get a piece of bread out of the bread box
Vic: You're going to have to stop poking me in the ass.
Me: Pshhhh, why would I do that?
Vic: Because I told you to...
Me: I haven't listened to you in 18 years. Why would I start now? Wait, wait...you know why I won't start listening to you now? Because it might give you a heart attack. You might die from shock and then I would have to go out and get a job and support these yahoos myself.
Vic: looks on in disbelief You would find someone else. I have faith in you.
Me: See, I don't listen to you because I'm looking out for your health. I looooooove you.
Vic: shaking head That is the biggest bunch of bullshit I have ever heard.
Marty: from other room You two are really messed up.
Vic: What did you do? Go get the biggest bull you could find because that is truly a load of crap.