"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller
Wednesday, July 13, 2011
I knew I shouldn't
There are times you can see the train wreck coming and, you just can't help yourself, you have to give in...you have to laugh your ass off or give in and say something...even if you are going to pay later. Sadly, that internal censor between my brain and my mouth loses it's fight for self preservation far too often. My long time readers have heard about my epic fail of my internal censor that led to the naming of Damn Duck. Go ahead, go read the story and get a good laugh at my expanse. I'll wait for you to get back.
OMG, yes. This is my life! I once was listening to a woman describe the dress she was wearing on a date that night(the extremely rich boyfriend was flying her up to Boston in for dinner; He was a cardiothoracic surgeon, la dee dah...). On hearing that this dress had no back, and listening to her describe how she didn't like panty lines, therefore wouldn't be wearing any that evening I blurted "No bra, no underbritches, you're going to Boston in the middle of January, the damn thing's gonna be froze shut!" The entire room froze, looked at me, then burst out in hysterics! I was soooooooo embarrassed, and I can't even begin to imagine how she felt. I also asked a doctor who was notorious for leaving his nasty gown and gloves (post surgery) for everybody else to pick up and dispose of claiming that he was in a hurry if he turned in circles every morning while he was standing at the potty just to make a mess when he was running late. My mouth has no governing body, either.
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OMG, yes. This is my life! I once was listening to a woman describe the dress she was wearing on a date that night(the extremely rich boyfriend was flying her up to Boston in for dinner; He was a cardiothoracic surgeon, la dee dah...). On hearing that this dress had no back, and listening to her describe how she didn't like panty lines, therefore wouldn't be wearing any that evening I blurted "No bra, no underbritches, you're going to Boston in the middle of January, the damn thing's gonna be froze shut!" The entire room froze, looked at me, then burst out in hysterics! I was soooooooo embarrassed, and I can't even begin to imagine how she felt. I also asked a doctor who was notorious for leaving his nasty gown and gloves (post surgery) for everybody else to pick up and dispose of claiming that he was in a hurry if he turned in circles every morning while he was standing at the potty just to make a mess when he was running late. My mouth has no governing body, either.
Hahaha I love it! Your Mums song is brilliant too.
I have so much to catch up on your blog, sorry I been stuck in a packing rut.
*giggle snort* Love both stories... and the video! Ginny went nuts for it so I had to play it twice.
Hilarious! Filed away for my future children... :-)
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