Please keep in mind that these were written in good fun and no
To the tune of Jingle Bells
Jingle Bells
your butt swells
because you ran your mouth
Now your siblings get to laugh
because you can't sit down,oh!
OR
Put your toys
Put your toys
Put your toys away
If you do not do it
I will throw them away, hey!
Jingle Bells
your butt swells
because you ran your mouth
Now your siblings get to laugh
because you can't sit down,oh!
OR
Put your toys
Put your toys
Put your toys away
If you do not do it
I will throw them away, hey!
To the tune of Auld Lang Syne
May old spankings not be forgot
As you try to sit in that chair
Maybe you'll think before you speak
And not get in Mommy's hair
To the tune of Silver Bells
Little Screams
Tears in streams
It's spanking time
at the Smith's
To the tune of So This is Christmas (War Is Over)
So this is a spanking,
and what have you learned,
Your mouth runneth over,
and now your heinie feels burned
So this is a spanking,
You're weak and I'm strong,
If you don't learn to be quiet,
Your childhood will seem long.
May old spankings not be forgot
As you try to sit in that chair
Maybe you'll think before you speak
And not get in Mommy's hair
To the tune of Silver Bells
Little Screams
Tears in streams
It's spanking time
at the Smith's
To the tune of So This is Christmas (War Is Over)
So this is a spanking,
and what have you learned,
Your mouth runneth over,
and now your heinie feels burned
So this is a spanking,
You're weak and I'm strong,
If you don't learn to be quiet,
Your childhood will seem long.
Merry Christmas Y'all!
3 comments:
Love it! The more warped the better. I too have that lovely warped sense of humor that makes even the most horrible days amusing.
Merry Christmas!!!
My sense of humor is on the warped side, too, so this seems perfectly normal to me!
Hope you have a wonderful Christmas!
hahha!!! that's right! the more warped the better. Merry Christmas :)
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