"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Friday, December 04, 2009

Interviewed by Aunt Becky

That's right, Aunt Becky interviewed ME! (ok, itsreallyforagiveawayandshesinterviewingwhoeverelsewantedinontheaction but most importantly ME!!!!)

Aunt Becky says...

I’m always telling you to shut your whore mouth. Now it’s time to open it.

1) Do you like sprinkles on your ice cream? Yes

2) If you had to choose one word to banish from the English language, what would it be and why? It's not a word I want to ban, it's a phrase. I want to ban "No offense but". That always sets me on edge before I even hear what's following. If it's offensive either don't fucking say it or find a better way to phrase it. Sorry, I really HATE that phrase.

3) If you were a flavor, what would it be? Hmmmm, my favorite, Chocolate Raspberry Truffle ice cream

4) What’s the most pointless annoying chore you can think of that you do on a daily/weekly basis? fold laundry - other than that I refuse to do pointless chores.

5) Of all the nicknames I’ve ever had in my life, Aunt Becky is the most widely known and probably my favorite. What’s your favorite nickname? (for yourself) Honestly, I've had very few nicknames. I would say it's a tie between my hubby's nickname for me (Pookie) and my dad's (Pooh Bear).

6) You’re stuck on a desert island with the collective works of 5 (and only five) musical artists for the rest of your life. Who are they? Billy Joel, Louis Armstrong, Beethoven, Toby Keith, Aerosmith

7) Everything is better with bacon. True or false? True False Oh hell, true

8 ) If I could go back in time and tell Young Aunt Becky one thing, it would be that out of chaos, order will emerge. Also: tutus go with everything. What would you tell young self? It is all worth the wait.

Now, it's time for y'all to
Mommy Wants Vodka

and ask me questions. No questions too silly or too personal (well probably not). I will answer almost anything so don't ask if you don't wanna know.

Answers to all quesations asked me will appear in my birthday post on Sunday.


JuliaS said...

Aren't just about all household chores pointless? :0)

I have to admit, the thought of your 5 rather eclectic musical artist choices all congregating in one location together has my imagination working overtime - I can't think of one good question to ask . . . LOL!

Hmmmmmm, okay - how about, what is one quirky thing about you that most people probably don't know, but would likely laugh themselves silly if they did?

Mrs. Gamgee said...

If you and your family were snowed in (like I am in danger of being today), what would you spend the day doing?

Barb said...

What do you see as your dominant social personality? (i.e. shy, outgoing, funny etc)

rys said...

What stupid and pointless thing drives you crazy, to the point that you HAVE to stop whatever you're doing and fix/change it on the spot?

aimeemax said...

What are the number 1 best and worst moments of your life?

Soralis said...

How do manage to blog, comment and run a family? (I am not so great at keeping up with everyone)

p.s. It is worth the wait isn't it!!!!

Dora said...

Interviewed by Aunt Becky!!! Super cool. Better than Barbara Walters.

Re the ice cream, there's a fancy chocolate shop here in NYC that makes homemade chocolate raspberry ice cream. We should go when you come from BlogHer. There's also a local chocolatier that makes chocolate covered bacon. I know, it sounds really strange, but if you like the salty, sweet taste of chocolate covered pretzels, this is a whole new level to that concept.

Now my question: You are coming to BlogHer, right?????

Andi said...

From your birthday counter looks like today is the day! Happy birthday!

Beautiful Mess said...

HA! Awesome answers!

What is the craziest thing you did as a teenager? I'm not talking about crazy teenager "I stayed out last curfew" stuff, I'm talking JUICY stuff. Spill it sister! ;o)

Happy early birthday!

MrsSpock said...

I call my husband Pookie. In public, he despises it. In private, he is more likely to respond to it than his own name.

Hmmmm...What is the craziest thing one of your boys has ever done?

Aunt Becky said...

I HATE "no offense, but" just like I hate, "well at least" because you KNOW you're not going to hear ANYTHING good.