The things kids say
EM isn't really evil here...well, maybe just a little.
EM is in the kitchen preparing dinner while MBMS is doing homework.
EM: Oh wow...these are way too big.
MBMS: What are too big?
EM holds up a chicken breast that looks like it came from a mutant chicken.
EM: These are too big.
MBMS: What is it?
EM: A chicken breast...its enough for three servings.
MBMS theatrically moaning: Oh mom...you put such horrible images in my head.
EM: Dude, I was talking about chicken. I didn't make your mind go there.
MBMS: But I'm not old enough for images like that. I still think "IT'S" gross.
EM totally loses it!
MBMS: Whats so funny, Mom?
EM: Bwahahahahahahaha...obviously, your brain is old enough...it went there!
A few minutes later when EM finally stops laughing, she decides to tease MBMS some more...
EM: Hey Marty...
MBMS: Yeah mom...
EM: You know how you want another little brother or sister?
MBMS: Yeah
EM: If we do get pregnant again, guess what I'm going to spend the whole time reminding you of?
MBMS: Eeeeewwwwwwww...gross!
EM: Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Scene fades to black.........
6 comments:
LOL! Mine is just a little too young for that yet, but I know it's coming soon. And actually I don't think men ever grow out of hearing the word breast and snickering. :-)
ours must be long lost twins or something, Jack says the same thing about wanting another brother, until I remind him how its done lol.
You are years ahead of me...thank goodness! We are still working through the "chasing the boys on the Kindergarten playground" phase!
Oh great, now I just thought of my own parents. Eeewww!
You're so bad! And so funny!
I swear that sometimes you just write scenes from my house...
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