- Contrary to what Toy Story teaches us, when toys are picked up and put away, they do not climb down off their shelves or crawl out of toy boxes and scatter themselves through a room.
- Toothpaste does not spread itself across the bathroom counters.
- I will not drowned in the shower without close supervision from a 5 year old. In fact, not only did I not drowned, I got completely and thoroughly clean.
- I am fully capable of going to the bathroom without assistance from kids and dogs.
Wednesday, December 22, 2010
Lessons I Learned While My Kids Were Gone
While my kids were out of town visiting my parents, I made some startling observations and learned some very important lessons. In fact, I think these lessons are so important, I am going to share them with you.