A Sacrifice To Pele

I've always wondered what would happen the day I snapped and finally lost my ever livin' mind from all the time I spend with kids. Today, I found out. Gabe had spent a good portion of the past 3 day pretending his Ming-Ming Duckling (from the WonderPests), Ming-Ming's kitty, and Baby Jaguar (from Diego) were the Wubb Girlz. The Wubb Girlz have played in his volcano and, of course, have repeatedly sung that insipid Wubb Song (at a rate of approximately 60, 000, 000 times a day). Well, Gabe finally left me alone with his volcano and his play-do. That was a dangerous move on his part because I decided to build a platform to lower a sacrifice into the volcano for the goddess Pele. When I was done with construction, I tried to find the greatest offender of late, Ming-Ming, but Gabe must have sensed something was up because Ming-Ming was gone. Instead, I chose to sacrifice the baby tapir from Go, Diego Go.

It was very therapeutic but Gabe ruined my fun. He told me no and promptly took apart the sacrificial rig.