"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Friday, January 15, 2010

Sigh...

Don't you hate it when something stoopid and trivial puts you in a funk for the rest of the day?

Tell me something to cheer me up or make me laugh, please.

THANK YOU everyone! Truly, it was a non-event. I think I just got up on the wrong side of the bed. BTW, I had some good laughs from your responses.

18 comments:

chicklet said...

Yesterday, not only did my boy pee all over the doctor's room floor (they made me undress him to weigh him), but later when he spit up all over me, I got breastmilk in my belly button - so much that I had to stand up to get it all to come out. Good times;-)

Kymberli said...

Frank in a g-string, Frank in a g-string, Frank in a g-string.

Or the joke Jaiden told me the other day (he's very much into making up corny jokes these days):

Jaiden: Why did Tigger look in the toilet?

Me: I don't know, why?

Jaiden: BECAUSE HE WAS LOOKIN' FOR POOH!!!

********
Hope everything is okay. (((hugs)))

MrsSpock said...

You got my best funny story today already...hmmmm....

How do you get a Kleenex to dance? Put a little Boogie in it!!

Tanyetta said...

Pants on the Ground!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BY0CezOWFGs

HILARIOUS!!!

Stacie said...

Nothing funny comes to mind, but I am starting to feel some exciting cramping! Whoot!

Hope all is okay and sending love your way.

Nina said...

Chicklet, I had the exact same experience a few weeks ago. I told my son that the nurses were going to start wearing raincoats soon. Sour milk is our new perfume.

Jaymee said...

the cat, who lives on my husband's chest, just farted in his face! all i could say was, "payback sucks doesn't it." i think it is hilarious, since the other night he farted and pulled the covers over my head, and said "the first one to put their head out is the turtle." just b/c i told him that my grandmother used to do that to me as a kid does not mean that i want it done to me.

battynurse said...

Yes I do hate that. And hmm. Something funny.
Here's one of my favorite youtube videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2KeEPUM3wY&feature=PlayList&p=F27B4316F39C8186&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=39
Nothing like funny looking cats to make you giggle.

Fertility Chick said...

One time, at a very busy park, a duck bit me in the butt when I went to stand up. I'm not even kidding.

I would never tell this story unless I knew it was needed. Hope it gave you a smile!

yellowsnapper said...

This one time, my neice in a fit of defiance pulled her diaper off to the side and pissed on the babysitters rug.
This in itself is kinda funny. But the great part was my brother trying to tell me this story while he was laughing so hard tears were streaming down his face.

BTW - found you via Aunt Becky

rys said...

MIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI!!!!!!!!

I don't know if that really helps. But the visual should make you smile.

Beautiful Mess said...

nae is feeling better...good news. and for something funny....oh! the other night i tried to take off my bra, one handed, but couldnt. i was sitting on my bed trying everything to take it off. pulling my shoulders back, nope. trying the 1 handed snap that guys can do, nope. tried to wriggle it down nope.lol finally i had to have dirty do it.

Good times! hope you're feeling better soon. love ya!!

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