"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Saturday, October 31, 2009

Muahahahahahaha...Happy Halloween Redux

To celebrate this fun day, I have two pics and a couple of bad jokes for you.

What does a skeleton orders at a restaurant?
Spare ribs

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Who did Frankenstein take to the prom?
His ghoul friend

So, do any of y'all have a really good or really, really bad Halloween joke to share?


Sandy said...

Is that your kitty? It looks EXACTLY like the kitty I lost five years ago. We still mourn her. She was our little baby and the light of our life. I used to love having a black cat on Halloween.

Of course, now we have Oscar to make us smile!

Anonymous said...

Cute jokes and the pictures of the kitten are adorable.I wish you and your family a Safe and Happy Halloween!

Jen said...

i got one, but its not kid friendly...its bad, but not too bad

MrsSpock said...

Why couldn't the witch get pregnant?

Because her boyfriend had a Hallow-weenie!

Soralis said...

Cute jokes! :)