"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Tuesday, September 30, 2008

I killed Chuck E Cheese today.

Aaah...Chuck E Cheese, the mouse children love and parents hate. Today, I made my small contribution towards the sanity of parents everywhere. I killed one of the evil minions the Head Cheese sends out to indoctrinate our kids. I decapitated Gabe's Chuck E. Cheese cup.


Before you jump to the conclusion that I was perpetuating Chuck's insidious grip on our young children, be assured I did not buy this cup. This cup was given to Gabe by a grandparent. For those of you wishing to have a similar mouse removal occur at your house, here's how you do it. After multiple washings, the plastic weakens. Make sure you "accidentally" send the cup hurtling down from a high perch. With a fall of sufficient height, decapitation is a foregone conclusion. Now, please enjoy this moving tribute to Chuck E Cheese...

4 comments:

Barb said...

You asked me what fantasy books I like.. I was going to do a post on it, but I got food poisoning the other day, and it's left me very blah. So I'll just answer here. :) When I said fantasy, I meant lost in the fantasy of any book, but I do enjoy the fantasy genre.

I like vampires, fairies - all that. Some authors I like are Tolkien, Stephenie Meyer, Robin McKinley (the master in my opinion), C.S. Lewis, Orson Scott Card, Peter S. Beagle, Tad Williams, some Anne McCaffrey, J.K. Rowling, Cornelia Funke, Charlaine Harris amongst others. Obviously some of that sometimes moves into sci fi, but there ya have it!

Jen Hanson said...

Well, at least he was not also maimed by a neighbor dog ... Happy ICLWeek :)

MrsSpock said...

LOL...sneaky.

Ken's choice said...

can't say anything about them, never seen or heard about these cups.