"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Thursday, September 18, 2008

"If you're not laughing, you're not living."

Carlos Mencia closes out his show with this saying. I think he is right. There is so much we can laugh about...and laughter gets us through the tough times. Laughing about a joke or something ridiculously silly my kids or husband have done can make a horrible day seem so much better. That is one of the things I love about my husband. He can always make me laugh.

What makes you laugh? Do you think laughter is therapeutic? Post some jokes, links to funny videos, funny pics...anything that can make you laugh. Anything goes...raunchy humor as well as silly or sophomoric knock knock jokes.

Come on people...make me laugh.


I'll start you out...

Top nine Olympic comments made by NBC sports commentators:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregorieva from
Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'

6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

6 comments:

Beautiful Mess said...

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, LOVE those!

I've got a good one, absolutely inappropriate, but STILL funny!...

A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country walks into a tavern and
sees a sign hanging over the bar......

CHEESEBURGER $1.


50

CHICKEN SANDWICH $2.


50

HAND JOB $10.


00



Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he beckons one of the three

exceptionally attractive women serving drinks.




"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "Can I help you?"

"I was wondering", whispers the old biker,

"Are you the young lady that gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes", she purrrrrrs, "I am"

The old biker smiles, leans in close to her, and whispers to her softly,

"Well go wash your hands.


I want a cheeseburger!!!!!”

Jess said...

Those are hysterical!!!

Katrina said...

Ok I got one...

What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?


Shove his bill up his ass!


I'm here all week...

Silver said...

That is great! It's amazing how something so innocent can be so funny!

Ophelia said...

hahahahaha! I got a kick out of this post!

I have some not so funny jokes, but you need to hear them out loud to get them... and if you like seriously stupid humour (like I do) you'll laugh...

Ok, try this on someone...

"Hey, did you hear about that new pirate movie coming out?"

....

"It's rated ARRRRRRRR!!!!" (in a pirate voice.

hahahaha... I'm probably the only person laughing!

Perchancetodream said...

There are hysterical. How did I watch the Olympics and miss them???

Thanks for the laugh today!