"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Wednesday, November 02, 2011

What The Fuck Wednesday: The Waffle House Terror Plot

Welcome back to What The Fuck Wednesday, the prime location to read about products, items, and events that make your head snap around and your mouth utter the phrase "What the fuck is that?"

What a difference a week makes. Last week, I had my What The Fuck Wednesday post written 3 days early. It was ready and waiting and set to auto post. This week, not so much. Luckily, the nightly news came to the rescue. I was sitting here half asleep (2 nights of 3 1/2 hours of sleep will do that to you) and I looked up to see the headline Waffle House Terror Plot plastered over this picture...
What makes it even more mind boggling is that 4 senior citizens were planning a terror attack involving home brewed ricin sprayed over the street to kill a large number of people in order to "Save The Constitution".  The sheer insanity of the plot and the reasoning that makes them think this fucknuttery will save the Constitution combined with the ridonkulous nature of the location makes this the biggest "What The Fuck" moment of my week. I was laughing and horrified all at the same time.

If you've found a what the fuck Wednesday worthy moment, throw up a post and put the link in the comments. I'll add the links to the post through Sunday evening. If you don't want to post, share your What The Fuck moment here.