"Security is mostly a superstition. It does not exist in nature, nor do the children of men as a whole experience it. Avoiding danger is no safer in the long run than outright exposure. Life is either a daring adventure, or nothing. " -Helen Keller

Saturday, November 26, 2005

I think pregnancy has really warped my sense of humor...

for those of you who are long time friends, I know this statement has you scratching your head and saying "But it was warped before." I think pregnancy has made it even more warped than normal...or maybe its like gallows humor...it is what allows me to cling to the small amount of sanity I have.

You may ask why I think my sense of humor is warped. Well, I don't know what hit me the other night but I decided that I need to take a washable marker with me when I check into the hospital. Right before they wheel me to the operating room to do the c-section, I am going to draw an arrow pointing to my old c-section scar and label it INSTALL ZIPPER HERE. I think I will have to let one nurse in on the joke so she can get a pic of the look on my OB's face...ROFL!

And, a miracle occured today. I was actually able to shave my own legs and paint my own toenails. Not bad for someone over 38 weeks pregnant.

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Okay, the picture of the doc's face, I gotta see.

and where's this week's belly picture? You're forgiven on the lack of that, but I do expect one next week before you go in.

ONE WEEK!!!!! Oh wait, that's this Friday!!!! less than a week.

Penny

Jenn said...

That IS funny-- I wanna see a belly pic! I am so excited for you...please try and post after the prince makes his arrival...

Love, Jenn

Pam said...

Ya know... your 'warpedness' is one of the reasons I love you so much...and probably one of the reasons we all get along so well! lol

I'm anxiously awaiting the news that Gabe is here!! Oh and when you get a chance, I'm dying to see the pictures of the finished loft for the boys!

Love ya hon!

Hostile in Ohio said...

ROFL Definately like the zipper idea. My mom when she went for an OB appointment for me, put a sticker or tag that read "Do Not Open Until Christmas" you know EXACTLY where she put it. That doctor was BRIGHT red and couldn't even do the check up LOL

I hope you get a picture of the doctors face.

Anonymous said...

Woweee, almost there! I'll check back, haha!

~Susan/suvel

The Barrenness said...

So does this mean you have dropped? Does that actually happen? I don't think I ever dropped. My girl just seemed to climb up and down inside my uterus.

The Lioness said...

Oh please please please do it! And how you manage to still be walking I'll never know, you are indeed humungous! The child will pop out wearing a moustache already at the very least, he'll be a giant!