for those of you who are long time friends, I know this statement has you scratching your head and saying "But it was warped before." I think pregnancy has made it even more warped than normal...or maybe its like gallows humor...it is what allows me to cling to the small amount of sanity I have.
You may ask why I think my sense of humor is warped. Well, I don't know what hit me the other night but I decided that I need to take a washable marker with me when I check into the hospital. Right before they wheel me to the operating room to do the c-section, I am going to draw an arrow pointing to my old c-section scar and label it INSTALL ZIPPER HERE. I think I will have to let one nurse in on the joke so she can get a pic of the look on my OB's face...ROFL!
And, a miracle occured today. I was actually able to shave my own legs and paint my own toenails. Not bad for someone over 38 weeks pregnant.
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Okay, the picture of the doc's face, I gotta see.
and where's this week's belly picture? You're forgiven on the lack of that, but I do expect one next week before you go in.
ONE WEEK!!!!! Oh wait, that's this Friday!!!! less than a week.
Penny
That IS funny-- I wanna see a belly pic! I am so excited for you...please try and post after the prince makes his arrival...
Love, Jenn
Ya know... your 'warpedness' is one of the reasons I love you so much...and probably one of the reasons we all get along so well! lol
I'm anxiously awaiting the news that Gabe is here!! Oh and when you get a chance, I'm dying to see the pictures of the finished loft for the boys!
Love ya hon!
ROFL Definately like the zipper idea. My mom when she went for an OB appointment for me, put a sticker or tag that read "Do Not Open Until Christmas" you know EXACTLY where she put it. That doctor was BRIGHT red and couldn't even do the check up LOL
I hope you get a picture of the doctors face.
Woweee, almost there! I'll check back, haha!
~Susan/suvel
Oh please please please do it! And how you manage to still be walking I'll never know, you are indeed humungous! The child will pop out wearing a moustache already at the very least, he'll be a giant!
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