who partnered with Miss W, her IM
They made me laugh 'til I cried
and my son nearly died*
all from a convo started on a whim
I know this isn't the best limerick around but I had to come up with a tribute to the wonderful, whacked out sense of humor possessed by my thug sista Kym. With loving tribute and the earnest desire to share the laughs, I now present the conversation that inspired this post (she blogged it here)...
Skype chat with Miss W, my intended mother**of embarassmentMiss W: I have a question for you.
Me: k
Miss W: Do you think Hagrid is infertile?
Me: Hagrid as in Harry Potter Hagrid?
Miss W: Yes, that Hagrid. And isn't it sad? He works with children, uses (scary) animals as surrogate children...
Me: hmm...
Miss W: I mean...ok, if you cross species, say a horse and a donkey -- infertile mule. A lion and a tiger -- infertile liger. So a giant and a human...
Me: I wouldn't think so. I think that in the scope of the books, he didn't get the chance to have kids. I always imagined that after the big battle at Hogwarts, he and the Beaubatons' headmistress (whatever her name was) hooked up, got married, and had little giant babies, lol.
Miss W: I think Madame Maxine is the only person he could have ever married.
Me: yup
Miss W: Because um...I think he would have killed a human female if he had sex with her.
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Miss W: Now my next question...
Me: well, maybe a muggle female. maybe a magic female could have magic wanded her vag: "VAGINUS MAXIMUS!"
Miss W: See, now you are going in the right direction with my next question. Hagrid's dad was a wizard. His mom a giant. HOW THE HELL DID THAT WORK?
Me: HAHAHAHAHA
Miss W: I mean, I suppose it's much better than the other way around.
Me: ERECTUS PENIUS MAXIMUS!
Miss W: OMG -- that is exactly what I thought! Some kind of engorgement charm. Otherwise? I think he was just off by himself wanking somewhere when a giantess picked him up and inserted him tampon style.
Me: I am seriously losing my shit laughing over here. HILARIOUS.
Miss W: haha
Me: I am sooooooooooooo blogging this.
14 comments:
How do you do it? How do you always manage to do a sneak attack and brighten my day when I least expect it?
I'm losing it down here.
I. Love. You.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I'm almost ashamed that it never occurred to me . . .
***ERECTUS PENIUS MAXIMUS!***
LOVE IT!
That is the funniest darn convo I've seen in ages! Love the limerick as well :D
Made my day!
I am so glad I am not the only one who wondered how Hagrid's parents got it on...lol
I actually had also wondered that about Hagrid's parents...guess there's a lot of us out there with that kind of mind. :)
OMG! That is hilarious!!
OMG. That is seriously funny. Especially the part about inserting him tampon style.
Bwhahahahahahahahaha! LMAO.
On a side note... I'm glad I wasn't the only one wondering about how Hagrid could possibly have even been brought into existence in the first place, LOL.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHA... just back from an awful interview and I needed a laugh.
Your Awsome
Thanks !
Holy Cripes, my belly HURTS!!! That was AWESOME!
Can't. Stop. Laughing. At the whole lot of you.
Very, very fun! Love your creativity!
*blush*...
Good job!
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